My leg does not belong to you.

So I'm taking a bus to New York this morning. I had a little wine last night and wine makes me sleepy so I'm surprised I even made it on to this bus to begin with. I'm minding my own business when this girl comes and sits in the seat next to me. I think to myself, "this is fine, I'll just put my headphones and my sunglasses on and we won't talk". Then she decides to settle in and go to sleep. Good idea right? Wrong. She has placed her ass on my leg. Are you kidding me?

At first, I was highly offended.I mean, my leg is mine and not public property. Who does this? After a while I started to not mind her ass so much. It was keeping my leg warm. Not that it was cold to begin with. Then she repositioned and took my leg warmer away! Rude! I had just become accustomed to her big ass taking up most of my left leg and now it's just not there anymore? Here is a picture I snapped of this offending event. I tripled checked my sound and put my headphones back on just to make sure it wouldn't accidentally make a sound.

Okay so that isn't the picture I promised but it is surprisingly difficult to take a covert photo of a stranger's ass on your leg, and apparently it's Lucy's 100th birthday today. I can only imagine if I told Lucy and Ethel this story this is what their faces would look like in response.

Update: We just got back on the bus after a break and she is coming back on with popeye's chicken....my leg will not like this later.